Ex-Tabula Rasa

I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.

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Nov 9 '11
spiralingsideways: prettiestpurplepancake: bethalicious: daveyhatesmith: Fat, Epic, Funny… Damn it! BeautifulLovelyFunny I sweartagawdd that those were the first three I found. Although, if clut were a word, I’d be that. Clutz Nice Funny… See!!!! I AM funny!  Beautiful but broken. Screw you stupid word search thingy. YOU DON’T KNOW ME! LL Cool J Epiphenomenon Spatchcock

spiralingsideways:

prettiestpurplepancake:

bethalicious:

daveyhatesmith:

Fat, Epic, Funny… Damn it!

Beautiful
Lovely
Funny

I sweartagawdd that those were the first three I found. Although, if clut were a word, I’d be that.

Clutz

Nice

Funny…

See!!!!

I AM funny!

 Beautiful but broken. Screw you stupid word search thingy. YOU DON’T KNOW ME!

LL Cool J

Epiphenomenon

Spatchcock

(Source: heffervizen)

230 notes (via spiralingsidewayz-deactivated20 & heffervizen)

  1. sea-foam-kisses reblogged this from snuffaclassybitch and added:
    i found 1.beautiful 2.pretty 3.sad …….
  2. coreenetlenoir reblogged this from friendsfoodandmickjagger
  3. itseverywherex3 reblogged this from izzyinspired and added:
    Broken, beautiful, & fat.. Lolll
  4. jajargh reblogged this from pagesofmemories
  5. pagesofmemories reblogged this from flavourshot
  6. flavourshot reblogged this from katelynlovestea and added:
    epic beautiful fun
  7. sneezylily reblogged this from thebabypeanutgallery and added:
    Broken, funny, beautiful
  8. thebabypeanutgallery reblogged this from heffervizen and added:
    broken, whore, sad. cool.
  9. zarry-bromance reblogged this from thegirlwholived1 and added:
    Fat,Pretty,Beautiful….accurate? I think not..?
  10. thegirlwholived1 reblogged this from dannyismaster and added:
    Broken,Funny,Beautiful
  11. thinkingiswhatido reblogged this from natural-swag and added:
    Lovely Broken and funny
  12. flyaway-y reblogged this from beacchhousebitchess
  13. findmyway-backtoyou reblogged this from natural-swag and added:
    lovely, beautiful, sad.
  14. beacchhousebitchess reblogged this from natural-swag
  15. hippiescanlovetoo reblogged this from natural-swag
  16. dannyismaster reblogged this from natural-swag and added:
    @MariamTAlSheikh Bad, cab, fool? *i didn’t know i was a cab?*
  17. natural-swag reblogged this from monikabundgaard
  18. entelechyx3 reblogged this from idgafxloveex3 and added:
    funny, broken, beautiful.
  19. idgafxloveex3 reblogged this from izzyinspired and added:
    lovely , beautiful , fool ..
  20. kaitlynmariexoxo reblogged this from imagination-is-key and added:
    fat , pretty , broken ..
  21. marionandindy reblogged this from imagination-is-key and added:
    Beautiful, fool, broken….dunno how I feel about that. Lol
  22. i-1der reblogged this from jessicalautnerx and added:
    Beautiful, Lovely, Funny. :3
  23. jessicalautnerx reblogged this from drizzlingpurple and added:
    funny, beautiful, but♥
  24. drizzlingpurple reblogged this from drizzlingpurple
  25. baby-just-hold-my-hand reblogged this from dancersalwaysturnoutbetter and added:
    pretty, whore, funny
  26. adorablyclueless reblogged this from timeismoneyxo
  27. bey0u-nique reblogged this from t0tally-f3tch
  28. timeismoneyxo reblogged this from cold-nipz
  29. cold-nipz reblogged this from t0tally-f3tch
  30. t0tally-f3tch reblogged this from love-and-werewolves
  31. infiniteprayers2you reblogged this from love-and-werewolves and added:
    beautiful, broken, whore.
  32. justlive2013 reblogged this from blindedbythestarynight and added:
    lovely, beautiful, broken. How cliche
  33. slow-unraveling reblogged this from yakn0wtheuszz and added:
    whore, klutz, funny… yup
  34. 10-cups-of-coffee reblogged this from dancersalwaysturnoutbetter and added:
    fat, whore and broken…..isn’t that a wonderful self esteem booster
  35. yakn0wtheuszz reblogged this from dancersalwaysturnoutbetter and added:
    Beautiful,whore,broken.
  36. dancersalwaysturnoutbetter reblogged this from snuffaclassybitch and added:
    fat, beautiful, broken…. awkward.
  37. love-and-werewolves reblogged this from snuffaclassybitch and added:
    fat, bad , & lovely …
  38. snuffaclassybitch reblogged this from debbbieee and added:
    beautiful, funny, and lovely…
  39. debbbieee reblogged this from thescarletscene and added:
    bad, beautiful, broken .
  40. rainbowishes reblogged this from evolenneiluj
  41. sweetestchickie reblogged this from buffalo-bull and added:
    Broken Lovely Bad !!!???...Love Whore Bad What?
  42. ninjahijabi reblogged this from bubblyglitter and added:
    fool, funny, pretty :P
  43. bubblyglitter reblogged this from izzyinspired