Ex-Tabula Rasa

I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.

Shameless Self-Promotion:
My utterly hilarious blog is here
And another one is here


Wow! I'm on Twitter now!
Averaging three stars a tweet since the death of Favrd!

Still Want More?
Email me for fun and frolics*! My address goes along the lines of Japanese (dot) smoth (@) gmail (dot) com. *Actual ratio of fun to frolics may vary.
Jan 16 '12

Why “Fuiru”?

We chose “Fuiru” as our Tumblr name because we believe this reflects the tough, no-nonsense attitude of the brand while simultaneously evoking feelings of mirth, girth and love for Mother Earth. Saying “Fuiru” out loud creates a mouthful of fuzzy vowelesse, like sifting icing sugar onto your face while lying on a tumblr dryer. This is something that we think makes this brand what it is. And what it is is Fuiru.

“Fuiru” is timeless, yet timely, like a watch given to you by your grandfather and which you found years later in an underwear drawer when you were looking for your cheque book. It’s a warm hug, like the sweet nestling comfiness of sleep, or death.

Fuiru can be anything you want it to be (except for hatred and pear compote). It’s a man waving to a loved one on a train. It’s a hawk guiding a lost ambulance to the nearest mental health clinic. It’s a verbal goodness pancake wrapped in sweet, sweet friendship blankets.

It’s the Japanese pronunciation of my first name.