I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.
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Mrs Fuiru:
Right, this next exercise is called "what not to say." I give a situation and one of you stand up and say something that shouldn't be said in that situation. Understand?
Class:
Yes.
Mrs Fuiru:
Okay then: Funeral!
One boy:
"I'd tap that."
Mrs Fuiru [stifling laughter]:
Excuse me, I've just got to get something from outside...