I think it’s pretty obvious that both Phil and I know how to have wild and raucous (rock-ous?) Friday night.
My wife had already gone to bed when I logged into Facebook last night. When she asked this morning what I’d been doing before I joined her, I said I’d been looking at porn because the truth was far more embarrassing.
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My wife had already gone...bed when I logged into Facebook last