Ex-Tabula Rasa

I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.

Shameless Self-Promotion:
My utterly hilarious blog is here
And another one is here

Wow! I'm on Twitter now!
Averaging three stars a tweet since the death of Favrd!

Still Want More?
Email me for fun and frolics*! My address goes along the lines of Japanese (dot) smoth (@) gmail (dot) com. *Actual ratio of fun to frolics may vary.
Jan 25 '12
idrvfast: incrediblyphunny: thechrisangel: piratescove: dogfood4ever: verifythis: recleagueallstar: winknudgesaynomore: plumpfikshun: indecisivemoi: southerncontradiction: Rear Window? Hello Chico! Toy Story. BOOM! Ha! Joy Ride Home Alone Beauty and the Beast Gone In 60 Seconds? Limitless. Once In A Blue Moon The Fist Foot Way Tombstone GHOST Finding Nemo South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut 

idrvfast:

incrediblyphunny:

thechrisangel:

piratescove:

dogfood4ever:

verifythis:

recleagueallstar:

winknudgesaynomore:

plumpfikshun:

indecisivemoi:

southerncontradiction:

Rear Window?

Hello Chico!

Toy Story. BOOM! Ha!

Joy Ride

Home Alone

Beauty and the Beast

Gone In 60 Seconds?

Limitless.

Once In A Blue Moon

The Fist Foot Way

Tombstone

GHOST

Finding Nemo

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut 

(Source: baileyandcoffee74)

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    Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close Enter the Void
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    Backdoor sluts 9
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    Hmm. Nah. That’s too revealing. South Park - Bigger, Longer and Uncut? Or Pee Wee’s Big Adventure? It happened one night...
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    It’s a Wonderful Life
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    Clearly in TCM he ties people up. KINKY!
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    AMBER! Bloody?!?!?!?!
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    Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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    seriously tempted to use paranormal activity BUT Atrocious.
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    Gone with the Wind ;_;
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    A Series of Misfortunate Events
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    NEVER SAY NEVER ~
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    The Land That Time Forgot
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    While You Were Sleeping.
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    Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure
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    Zombieland. Get it? Because there’s an outbreak involved? I crack myself up.
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    There Will Be Blood. Just kidding. The Virgin Suicides, because being a virgin SUCKS.
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