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Jan 25 '12

ipsadixit:

addicted2cinema:

If 2012’s Oscar-nominated Movie Posters Told The Truth

I am proud to say that I have seen none of these movies. I’m what Hollywood hates most.

STOLE OUR MILK 

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    too late… still funny
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    Would make choosing a film SO much easier
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    Not gonna lie: this reblog is ENTIRELY for My Lovely Horse. *DYING AND DEAD, FOREVER AND EVER AMEN*
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    I love how accurate this is. Spot on!
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