Ex-Tabula Rasa

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Jan 31 '12

Annual Review

I told my boss that I had thought about writing “impregnated my wife” under the “Accomplishments for the last year” section of my review form.

He laughed and told me that years ago when he worked at another company a woman had written “Start a family” in the “Goals for the next five years” section and that he had told her that, professionally and ethically speaking, there wasn’t anything he could do to help her with that.

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  1. sparkgrrl658 said: ha!
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