Ex-Tabula Rasa

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I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.

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Feb 3 '12

mercurypdx:

rosa—sparks:

lemdi:

counterclock-wise:

nanner:

angstinmypants:

glossylalia:

Tumblr would show up to a booze party with a bottle of kombucha. 

When the professor says, “If there are no more questions, we’ll dismiss early today,” Tumblr would raise its hand.

Tumblr brings up plotholes in Bridesmaids.

Tumblr spoils the end of the movie while waiting in line to buy tickets for it.

Tumblr ran around a bookstore two weeks after the release parties shouting “SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE.” 

Tumblr logs into Tumblr and yells at people watching their favorite TV show for SPOILING THEIR FAVORITE SHOW!

Tumblr looks you over and says “No, those jeans don’t make your ass look fatter than it already is.”

Tumblr (stylized as tumblr.) is a microblogging platform and social networking website that allows users to post text, images, videos, links, quotes and audio to their tumblelog, a short-form blog. Users can follow other users, and ‘reblog’ their posts, or choose to make their tumblelog private.

124 notes (via mercurypdx & glossylalia)

  1. nauti--callisto reblogged this from rosa--sparks
  2. texassharpshooter reblogged this from beginningthebeguine
  3. englishistheartofbullshit reblogged this from beginningthebeguine
  4. beckersher reblogged this from jumblejo and added:
    Tumblr offers you ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.
  5. beginningthebeguine reblogged this from unashamedandsacrificial and added:
    Tumblr reminds the teacher about that homework assignment right at the end of class.
  6. fuiru reblogged this from mercurypdx and added:
    Tumblr (stylized as tumblr.) is a microblogging platform and social networking website that allows users to post text,...
  7. how-to-kiss-distinctly-american reblogged this from mercurypdx and added:
    votes Republican.Tumblr “sees...SNAP.Tumblr “isn’t really
  8. lifesgrandparade reblogged this from rosa--sparks and added:
    wonders why there isn’t...white history month.
  9. sunny1 reblogged this from athenasaurus
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  11. amindy07 reblogged this from adeandabet and added:
    I have nothing to add. Just that this is perfection. Tumblr told me so.
  12. adeandabet reblogged this from rosa--sparks and added:
    Tumblr drinks decaf coffee, non alcoholic beer, and “doesn’t really enjoy food”
  13. some-disgraced-cosmonaut reblogged this from hufflepug and added:
    Tumblr tipped off the feds about megavideo.
  14. theshoutingendoflife reblogged this from rosa--sparks and added:
    Tumblr complains that the current show is too boring and switches the telly to Big Bang Theory.
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