Ex-Tabula Rasa

I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.

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Feb 6 '12

Coffee break

  • Colleague: I can't imagine you dancing at all.
  • Me: I shake my ass. Like, literally. I shake it.
  • Colleague: Like...what? Like someone mixing dough?
  • Me: No, more like a cat presenting itself to other cats.
  • Colleague: Oh, I'm totally not inviting you to my wedding now.
  • Me: You can invite me, just don't invite any cats.

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  1. catty1 said: If I could I’d go back in time and invite you to mine! Present. That. ASS!
  2. fuiru posted this