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Feb 10 '12

Today is the worst day ever

This morning I broke my favourite shoe horn.

This means I have to look for and find my second favourite shoe horn.

And if I can’t find my second favourite shoe horn, I’ll have to start untying my shoelaces when I come home from work, like some substratan oik.

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  1. catty1 said: you have two shoe horns? Wait. You have two FAVORITE shoe horns? Which implies that you have others that you don’t like too much … is your shoe horn also a back scratcher?
  2. monkeyfrog said: Are you 900 years old?
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