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Feb 10 '12
catty1 replied to your post: Today is the worst day ever

you have two shoe horns? Wait. You have two FAVORITE shoe horns? Which implies that you have others that you don’t like too much … is your shoe horn also a back scratcher?

There are several things a true gentleman should own. A shoe horn is one of them. Other things include:

  • Cufflinks
  • An inquiring mind
  • A work of historical non-fiction with the word “Decline” (or suitable synonym) in the title
  • At least two bottles of whisky, from different Scottish regions
  • The ability to fix a broken portcullis

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  1. painedbrain reblogged this from fuiru and added:
    Cufflinks - Check (I don’t know where they are, nor do I own a shirt to wear them with, but I do have cufflinks…...
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