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Feb 10 '12

I’m a finance assistant

Or “Accountant Monkey”.

I process expense claims, calculate our sales tax payments, generate reports, stare at Excel, wonder why this reconciling number and that reconciling number (which should be the same number) are not the same number because they really ought to be the same number and if they’re not the same number then one of them is the incorrect number but which one? Which one?

WHICH ONE IS IT, GODDAMMIT?

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  1. girl-detective said: 42
  2. tweetface said: Easy. They’re both incorrect.
  3. fuiru posted this