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Apr 10 '12

West Virginia jesus died for your kins.

smartasshat:

littlerunnergurl:

i’ll show myself out

tj:

Wheel-of-Fortune Jesus died for your spins.

sblaufuss:

Indie-music Jesus died for your Shins.

katedanley:

Fast food Jesus died for your chins.

styro:

Pottery Jesus died for your kilns.

glamsoda:

Dolphin Jesus died for your fins!!

sflan:

Pinterest Jesus died for your pins.

dammitshannon:

BBC jesus died for your skins

inothernews:

Holiday Jesus died for your Inns.

thekeri:

Plastic Jesus died for your bins.

Wino Jesus died for your Zins.

Has-been basketball flavour of the month Jesus died for your Jeremy Lins.

637 notes (via smartasshat & littlerunnergurl)

  1. newyorkaddicts reblogged this from inothernews
  2. alla-oconnor reblogged this from sarahrainone and added:
    spins.Indie-music...Tin-Tins.Lebowski
  3. alysa-ford reblogged this from farlizzle and added:
    spins.Indie-music
  4. adelice-long reblogged this from jasonsaenz and added:
    spins.Indie-music
  5. alvera-ruis reblogged this from bradjshannon and added:
    spins.Indie-music
  6. menoselbatman reblogged this from ratherbespelunking and added:
    Storage Container Jesus died for your bins.
  7. lolagetslife reblogged this from kingjaffejoffer and added:
    … Orthodontist
  8. myownbeatnow reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    Garbageman Jesus died for your bins
  9. texasdirt reblogged this from kingjaffejoffer
  10. dontjudgederick reblogged this from kingjaffejoffer
  11. coffee-n-cats reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    Scrap metal jesus died for your tins.
  12. dominilucy reblogged this from inothernews
  13. queencuntfucker reblogged this from thegoddamnbatking
  14. thegoddamnbatking reblogged this from lovelylittleredhead
  15. scentsandsubtlesounds reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    Recycling Jesus died for your bins.
  16. omgsasha reblogged this from chels-e-lately
  17. treberyurk reblogged this from kinkengineering and added:
    Fish Jesus died for your fins.
  18. lovelyrainboe reblogged this from jaggedfragments and added:
    ATM Jesus died for your PINs.
  19. swagandpassion reblogged this from kingjaffejoffer
  20. kleine-lilie reblogged this from inothernews
  21. ankerwycke reblogged this from theunscientificmethod and added:
    Boston Latin School Jesus died for your Flynns. (Also I’m pretty sure that Dyslexic Pottery Jesus died for your kilns,...
  22. lovelylittleredhead reblogged this from radiumselenide
  23. kittensomnia reblogged this from radiumselenide and added:
    anorexic jesus died for your thins
  24. radiumselenide reblogged this from izzybellgee
  25. ohfuckitszombieoprah reblogged this from thekeri and added:
    Hub Cap Jesus died for your rims
  26. discoblood reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    Blackberry Jesus died for your pins.
  27. kinkengineering reblogged this from sblaufuss and added:
    Barber Jesus died for your trims.
  28. krazykarot reblogged this from fishfingersandcumberbatch and added:
    Janitors Jesus died for your bins.
  29. p2hot reblogged this from kingjaffejoffer
  30. imnotamewlingquim reblogged this from azorahai and added:
    Ikea Jesus died for your bins.
  31. bombassfaeryspell reblogged this from corgisandboobs and added:
    Teen Drama Jesus died for your Skins.