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Oct 24 '09

Some lesser-known collective nouns

  • A borstal of youths
  • An arson of herring
  • A blank stare of pedants
  • A Chardonnay of buried children
  • An eek of Jonas Brothers
  • A Bengleck of murderers
  • A chipolata of confused tourists
  • A load of made-up collective nouns
  • A Sween of Twitterers
  • A gumption of Celine Dion fans who are mad that their favourite singer had to cancel a gig in their city because of a sore throat
  • A pigshit of Creationists

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