I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.
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Email me for fun and frolics*! My address goes along the lines of Japanese (dot) smoth (@) gmail (dot) com.
*Actual ratio of fun to frolics may vary.