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May 25 '12

Nothing quite like getting up early on your day off to do second grade math

ashamedtosay:

Because your eight year old practically fell asleep during homework the night before.

Anyway, Steve has 18 watermelon, he puts three in each basket, how many baskets does Steve have?

Steve’s baskets are huge.

53 notes (via ashamedtosay)

  1. puffypie said: Sometimes I really fucking get a kick out of reading the replies.
  2. lostweightgainedlove said: 6!
  3. runningwithguts said: What are these baskets made out of? How’s the workmanship? I’m wary. Steve might have a few smashed watermelons shortly.
  4. anarchyandscotch said: It puts the watermelons in the basket.
  5. raiselm said: He doesn’t have ANY baskets unless he carves them from watermelon rinds. THE QUESTION NEVER MENTIONS ANY OWNERSHIP OF BASKETS OR CARVING KNIVES. And besides, who puts watermelons in baskets? Math is stupid.
  6. cloudya said: Those are some big ass baskets
  7. totalinnerbitch said: Really big baskets. Who puts watermelons in a basket? Steve must be a new farmer. Everyone knows you sell watermelons out of the back of the oldest, rustiest, Chevy truck you an find.
  8. janetisserlis said: what Matt said. trick question. What if he had to borrow baskets?
  9. lafix said: That is so racist.
  10. fuiru reblogged this from ashamedtosay and added:
    Steve’s baskets are huge.
  11. atsirhc said: SIX.