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I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.

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May 31 '12

anarchyandscotch:

fuiru replied to your post: On my own for dinner tonight.

I once bought a packaged BLT. It had no B nor T. It was an L. An L. A motherfucking cockshitting pantsniffing arsefelching knobjockeying L. Fuck that shit. Worst chuffing sandwich ever.

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