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Perhaps in punishment for the fifth bullet of my last post, we have just received notification that a fourth person with my name has joined the company, as a director in our offices.
Words cannot express the utter, utter panic that rose throughout my body upon opening a company-wide email from our director, glancing down into the body of the message, and seeing my own name.