I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.
My wife has an ultrasound this afternoon at 1:30, so I'll be out of the office for about an hour. Also, I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow at 11:30.
Okay, thanks for letting me know.
Also, the fact that these two things coincide with matches in the European championships is utterly coincidental, as they have been booked for some time and if there's any suspicion that I am going to the pub to watch football, I can provide documentation if needed.
Oh, it's the Euros? I'm not much of a sports fan, and we don't really get a lot of coverage of them over here. If you hadn't have mentioned it, I wouldn't have known.
In that case, I also have a dentist's appointment on Friday afternoon, and surgery all next week.