Ex-Tabula Rasa

So you’ll be on The National tonight?

Peter Mansbridge: “Good evening and welcome to The National. I’m Peter Mansbridge.

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford says public employees are paid too much and receive too many benefits. Today he pointed at the appearance of a deer in downtown Toronto, citing it as evidence of a lack of effectiveness by public employees to prevent deer attacks.”

[Cut to video of Jabba the Hutt laughing]

Jabba the Hutt: “Hogh hogh hogh.”

Peter Mansbridge: “I apologise, that was not a video of Mayor Rob Ford; that was a video of his brother, Doug.”