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Jun 12 '12

DEERWATCH 2012

Police are attempting to negotiate with the deer, but it is being uncooperative. A raccoon intermediary is being sought as we speak.

Previous rumours regarding other deer around downtown Toronto have been confirmed to be false. A man with horns was apparently the cause.

22 notes Tags: Downtown deer situation 2012

  1. everythinginthesky said: Don’t move - I’m fluent in deer. I’ll be there in 20 minutes.
  2. beefranck said: KILLING. ME.
  3. fuiru posted this