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Jun 21 '12

Bathroom signs

I decided in the interests of hi-jinks and cetera that I would print out some signs and put them in the office toilets over the next few days. My aim is to create confusion and discussion about what could possibly have been going on in the washrooms to warrant such notices. So far the ones I’ve decided upon are:

  • PLEASE NOTE: This is a washroom, not a 1930s soup kitchen on the Lower East Side of Manhattan
  • Please refrain from practising professional wrestling moves in this washroom (either mutually consensual or not), with the sole exception of the Heimlich maneuvre
  • Baby Changing Table: The word ‘changing’ refers to the baby’s diaper, not the babies themselves. Would whoever has been leaving their children here please consult the office manager for return of their property
  • JOHN: We know it’s you. Put it back and stop it before you damage the pipes.

26 notes

  1. do-over said: If I saw one of those I would immediately know it was you.
  2. fuiru posted this