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I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.

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Jul 10 '12
girl-detective replied to your post: New baby smell plus new car smell
They have these sprays you can get to make old cars smell like new…maybe you could get some and spray the baby with it.

You know who uses those sprays the most? Prostitutes in business districts. True story. They use it instead of perfume. Some blokes in white jackets did a study once and found that 83% of investment bankers have at some time fantasized about fucking a new car.

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  1. fuiru posted this