Ex-Tabula Rasa

thesemicullen:

saberomega:

eviljason:

fredasaurusrex:

see this? this is concept art for the Guardians of The Galaxy movie. ya know, the one they announced at comic con.

anyway, see that fucking raccoon holding a gun on the right? that’s Rocket Raccoon. yeah, he’s a fucking super hero.

what the fuck is Marvel thinking? how do you expect this to fit into the cinematic universe they started with the movies leading up to Avengers? what the fuck is this, a Pixar movie? god dammit, Marvel. this is what happens when you get bought by Disney.

you get a god damn super hero team with a fucking raccoon on it.

I hated Guardians of the Galaxy comics and this movie is going to blow. I cannot believe that they went this direction for the next set of Marvel Comic to Movie cash-ins. The only thing positive I can say about this is - at least they aren’t fucking rebooting a series for the ninety bazillionth time. Though, I don’t see how this is much better.

walking tree, talking raccoon…fuck i hate this comic

I’m still having a hard time deciding which is going to be worse - this or Ant-Man. I’m still leaning toward Ant-Man.

You know what? Fuck this. When I heard that the Guardians of the Galaxy was going to be the next Marvel team in the movies, I was like, FUCK YEAH. Guardians of the Galaxy was one of my favourite comic books of all time. OF ALL TIME. I fucking loved that comic book.

Then people started talking about raccoons and trees and I was WHAT THE FUCK THEY’RE NOT THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY. And then I learned that Marvel released a new GotG comic a few years ago that’s completely different to the comic I knew and loved in the early 90s.

So I say BULLSHIT to this NONSENSE with BLOCK CAPITALS in OPPORTUNE PLACES that convey MY ANGER and DISPLEASURE at the lack of MAJOR VANCE ASTRO and MARTINEX and all the other real guardians of the galaxy (The last four words were written with caps lock on and the shift key pressed at the same time for added emphasis but which actually removed the emphasis).