I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.
Ladies and gentlemen of Tumblr, please allow me to introduce you to Audrey Piper Lewis-Smith, whom you may know as ‘The Squiglet’. She also answers to ‘Squiggles’ and ‘Madame De Squigglington.’
Audrey was born yesterday morning at 7 pounds 2 ounces. Mother, baby and bleary-eyed father were released from hospital this afternoon.
I’d like to take this opportunity to apologise to the people who curate the ‘Most Beautiful Girl in the World’ list for the fact that they have to move every single other person on the list down a space. Sorry about that.