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Jul 19 '12
Ladies and gentlemen of Tumblr, please allow me to introduce you to Audrey Piper Lewis-Smith, whom you may know as ‘The Squiglet’. She also answers to ‘Squiggles’ and ‘Madame De Squigglington.’ Audrey was born yesterday morning at 7 pounds 2 ounces. Mother, baby and bleary-eyed father were released from hospital this afternoon. I’d like to take this opportunity to apologise to the people who curate the ‘Most Beautiful Girl in the World’ list for the fact that they have to move every single other person on the list down a space. Sorry about that.

Ladies and gentlemen of Tumblr, please allow me to introduce you to Audrey Piper Lewis-Smith, whom you may know as ‘The Squiglet’. She also answers to ‘Squiggles’ and ‘Madame De Squigglington.’

Audrey was born yesterday morning at 7 pounds 2 ounces. Mother, baby and bleary-eyed father were released from hospital this afternoon.

I’d like to take this opportunity to apologise to the people who curate the ‘Most Beautiful Girl in the World’ list for the fact that they have to move every single other person on the list down a space. Sorry about that.

126 notes Tags: The Squiglet audrey piper I'm a Dad SO FREAKING HAPPY YOU GUYS

  1. bluecrab said: Congratulations!
  2. rsmallbone said: She’s beautiful. Congratulations.
  3. polar-bear said: Congratulations on your beautiful baby and the fact that you will spend the next year or so sleeping in 2 hour segments.
  4. catty1 said: Welcome, beautiful Audrey! And congratulations Mr. & Mrs. Fuiru!
  5. steelopus said: It’s a travesty that you didn’t name her Grape Pie Lewis-Smith. But still, congratulations!
  6. notactuallyme said: She’s beautiful! Congratulations!
  7. wifeoftj said: Yay!
  8. stupon said: The list was on an Excel spreadsheet, do no bother. Also, congrats. She is beautiful.
  9. summersumz said: Congratulations. She is beautiful. I bet she smells like rainbows when she doesn’t like diapers. Diapers is a euphemism for poop.
  10. liquiddiamonds said: She’s perfect!
  11. tj said: YESTERDAY!!?????! I revoke your license to Internet.
  12. cateyesbeesknees said: I LOVE this.
  13. felistella said: YAAAAAAAYY!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!! That’s so wonderful! WELCOME MADEMOISELLE SQUIGLETTE!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 Congratulations!!!!!
  14. ungracefulme said: Congratulations! HAPPY BABY!
  15. thechristaland said: Congratulations!
  16. digthecat said: :)