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Sep 24 '12
lifedeathtoptips: Some say “cellar door” is the most beautiful phrase in the English language. Those people have not heard the majesty that is: “onion ring pole”

lifedeathtoptips:

Some say “cellar door” is the most beautiful phrase in the English language. Those people have not heard the majesty that is: “onion ring pole”

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    Bahahaha.
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    Hahaha an onion ring pole???
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