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Sep 24 '12
“Now that we’ve gotten that out of our systems, have a good day. And by good day, I mean fuck off.” — State Department spokesman Philippe Reines, in an email to BuzzFeed, responding to questions about the department’s handling of the Libyan embassy crisis.”
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(via tbridge)

This makes no sense. If by “good day,” he meant “fuck off,” then the quote is “have a fuck off.” That’s not a real thing. It makes no sense. One cannot ‘have’ a ‘fuck off.’ There’s no such thing as a ‘fuck off,’ so one cannot have it. Basic grammar.

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