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Sep 24 '12

digthecat asked:

Wouldn't a 'fuck off' be a competitive activity undertaken by a group of persons who wish to determine who is the best at fucking?

I would say that that is more correctly referred to as a ‘fuck-off’, although as I am currently in work I am unable to check the official terminology on the CLAP (Competitive Lovemaking Association of Pittsburgh) website for a definitive answer.

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  1. digthecat said: I believe you may be correct, sir. If so you could easily be the winner of the 2012 National Association for Zero Inaccuracy grammar-off.
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