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I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.

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Nov 5 '12


[Drink water from water bottle]

This water tastes funky

I don’t remember filling it up at the drinking fountain this morning

It must be left over from yesterday

I wasn’t in work yesterday, it was the weekend

It must be left over from last Friday

I wasn’t in work last Friday, I was off all week

Goddammit where are these mosquitoes coming from

  1. fuiru posted this