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Nov 9 '12
wolframalpha: tetracontakaidigon: wolframalpha: If The Proclaimers actually walked 1000 miles to be the man to fall down at your door, it would take them 250 hours and they would each burn 76,966 calories.  wolfram alpha why is your tumblr so perfect sometimes Everything about this is wonderful.

wolframalpha:

tetracontakaidigon:

wolframalpha:

If The Proclaimers actually walked 1000 miles to be the man to fall down at your door, it would take them 250 hours and they would each burn 76,966 calories. 

wolfram alpha why is your tumblr so perfect sometimes

parksandrecbecauseweresmart.gif

Everything about this is wonderful.

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