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Nov 14 '12
plemur: mentalextensions: littleorphanammo: pygalgia: Gah! It is being a long week, already. Are three cases of boneless pork rectums enough, or will we need more? What is the other option? Rectums with bones? Wat? WHEEZE LAUGHING They’re only boneless until I get ahold of them. For crying out loud peopleIt’s “Recta”“Boneless pork recta”Like the plural of “stadium” is “stadia” and “bum” is “ba”“Boneless pork recta”

plemur:

mentalextensions:

littleorphanammo:

pygalgia:

Gah! It is being a long week, already.

Are three cases of boneless pork rectums enough, or will we need more?

What is the other option? Rectums with bones? Wat?

WHEEZE LAUGHING

They’re only boneless until I get ahold of them.

For crying out loud people
It’s “Recta”
“Boneless pork recta”
Like the plural of “stadium” is “stadia” and “bum” is “ba”
“Boneless pork recta”

143 notes (via plemur & pygalgia)

  1. bricksnmortar reblogged this from lonelycoast
  2. karinanotcinerina answered: (Inverted)
  3. kissmylillywhite reblogged this from lonelycoast
  4. wileyhcoyote reblogged this from lonelycoast
  5. on-thee-fence reblogged this from lonelycoast
  6. dhthewriter answered: INVERTED BONELESS PORK RECTUMS…. interesting….
  7. swamibooba answered: This field was just on the post I reblogged. STOP BLAMING ME FOR EVERYTHING.
  8. zombiecuddle answered: More importantly why is no one addressing that these are “inverted?” What does that even mean?
  9. icecreamsandcake reblogged this from swamibooba and added:
    INVERTED. My brain is sizzling on low heat. Turn over after two minutes, three for well done.
  10. icecreamsandcake answered: HOW IS THIS A QUESTION.
  11. dysolution answered: Inverted is my favorite type of boneless pork rectum.