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I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.

Shameless Self-Promotion:
My utterly hilarious blog is here
And another one is here


Wow! I'm on Twitter now!
Averaging three stars a tweet since the death of Favrd!

Still Want More?
Email me for fun and frolics*! My address goes along the lines of Japanese (dot) smoth (@) gmail (dot) com. *Actual ratio of fun to frolics may vary.
Nov 19 '12

2012’s Finest Moments in Failed Social Media

  • "It’s going to be like Facebook, but just for Beanie Babies"
  • "Now tell me, why do you think MySpace failed? WRONG. NOT ENOUGH GIFs"
  • "It’s going to be like Facebook, but just for everyone except Belgians."
  • "I’m going to take Instagram, but instead of it being photographs of people’s food, it’ll be recordings of them eating the food"
  • "It’s going to be like Facebook, but just for those people who think that when they park illegally with their hazard warning lights on their car is invisible"
  • "Great work team, the new Tumblr app update is all ready for release."
  1. fuiru posted this