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I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.

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Dec 6 '12

Do you ever get the feeling you’re not really human, you’re actually around sixteen million small mammals - stoats, perhaps - tied up in a big bag of flesh, or possibly ham, as part of some weird Daniel Dennett Philosophy of Mind experiment in which someone is attempting to prove that they can recreate human mental states if they put enough stoats (or ferrets, maybe) inside a fleshy sack, with each ferret (slash stoat slash otter) inside the hambasket (or maybe pancettacase) doing the work of one human synapse?

  1. steelopus said: No. Grape pie.
  2. girl-detective said: I’m a splendid ocelot.
  3. mathcat345 said: Well, I do now since you’ve brought it up.
  4. lafix said: Well, NOW.
  5. fuiru posted this