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Ex-Tabula Rasa

I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.

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Jan 25 '13
stuffparty:

WHAT IS HE DOING?

"If I can just remove one finger at a time…okay, good, we’re down to three fingers…good, good, balanced on two fingers, here comes the tricky bit…yes! It’s balanced on one finger…and now…
"FLOAT GODDAMN YOU! FLOAT! FLOAT! NO!
"You fell…you fell…you always fall…"

stuffparty:

WHAT IS HE DOING?

"If I can just remove one finger at a time…okay, good, we’re down to three fingers…good, good, balanced on two fingers, here comes the tricky bit…yes! It’s balanced on one finger…and now…

"FLOAT GODDAMN YOU! FLOAT! FLOAT! NO!

"You fell…you fell…you always fall…"

  1. something-ch4rming reblogged this from jezebelthegreat
  2. ddubyak reblogged this from jezebelthegreat and added:
    Looking for lindt. It’s “fine” chocolate after all.
  3. fuiru reblogged this from jezebelthegreat and added:
    "If I can just remove one finger at a time…okay, good, we’re down to three fingers…good, good, balanced on two fingers,...
  4. jezebelthegreat reblogged this from stuffparty
  5. ault said: Enjoying the dance of the cum-sprites
  6. felistella said: If that’s the Dark Chocolate with Caramel and Sea Salt he’s wielding, then he’s getting ready to drive the entire thing right into my face- STAY OUT OF MY DREAMS.
  7. thisistheglamorous said: I assume he’s admiring the chocolate kazoo he’s about to play
  8. 3dprintmeafucktogive said: get his fingers all over my chocolate damn put on some fucking gloves damn