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I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.

Shameless Self-Promotion:
My utterly hilarious blog is here
And another one is here


Wow! I'm on Twitter now!
Averaging three stars a tweet since the death of Favrd!

Still Want More?
Email me for fun and frolics*! My address goes along the lines of Japanese (dot) smoth (@) gmail (dot) com. *Actual ratio of fun to frolics may vary.
Jan 25 '13

Conversations with James, the receptionist

  • Me: Hey James, did a parcel from...wait...Can I call you "Jimothy"?
  • James: What? Why...why would you want to call me that?
  • Me: It's a nice name. I once had a friend who owned a stoat called Jimothy.
  • Jimothy: ...
  • Me: Well, it wasn't so much that he owned a stoat, it was a picture of a stoat.
  • Jimbob: ...
  • Me: ...Which he named Jimothy.
  • Jimbo: ...
  • Me: Come to think of it, it might not have been a stoat. It may have been a heron.
  • Me: And he didn't call it Jimothy, he called it Carl.
  • Me: I'm thinking of something else entirely.
  • James: ...I...
  • Me: I don't know where my desk is.
  1. feliciammm said: I had to read this twice.. it was that funny!!
  2. monkeyfrog said: I wish I worked with you. Or was your neighbor.
  3. fuiru posted this