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Jan 30 '13

Inappropriate names for bands that play smooth jazz

wordishness:

  • Assthrasher
  • Cyclonic Bloodbath
  • tWatpArty
  • Müthåfückå
  • Distended Anus Queens

Brian Molko’s Rectal Escape
Tokyo Gut Cleavage
Desiree Walker and the NEHNEHNEHICAN’TSEEYOUs
Cheesethump
The Very Angry Caterpillars
The Manbaps

  1. xntrek reblogged this from pocketcuntents and added:
    Look, I don’t know, I could definitely listen to the soothing sounds of the Damp Cuntz …
  2. johnnybee reblogged this from pocketcuntents and added:
    lolotd
  3. plemur reblogged this from theoriginaljackass and added:
    tbridge: tbridge: steelopus: fuiru: wordishness: - Assthrasher - Cyclonic Bloodbath - tWatpArty - Müthåfückå - Distended...
  4. aimee-b-loved reblogged this from steelopus and added:
    Savager Garden TITS OR GTFO The Ethnic Slurs Back Dat Jazz Up Gonna Riff the Pussy Up
  5. killaguhrilla reblogged this from frageelay and added:
    Penis Wrangler Deep Penetration Cannibal Corpse The Dirty Sock Coffee Cup Rusty Trombone Blue Waffle Group
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    Cat Butt
  8. frageelay reblogged this from tbridge and added:
    Run Labia Run! The Dickbenders Pubic Mounds The Cheeto Dick Five Catfucker Poople
  9. tbridge reblogged this from steelopus and added:
    The Shub Niggurath Singers All Hail Immaculate Satan Siamese Goat Twins This Spork’s For You Nickelback
  10. runonsentencesaboutemotions reblogged this from steelopus and added:
    Testicular Torsion Goatse & Friends Dickhead Bangers Catastrophic Decompression Monkey Pox
  11. steelopus reblogged this from fuiru and added:
    Burn Hiroshima, Burn All The Nation’s Sphincters Jägerbombastic Bloody Blondie Foo Fighters