Ex-Tabula Rasa
I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.
Shameless Self-Promotion:
My utterly hilarious blog is here
And another one is here
Wow! I'm on Twitter now!
Averaging three stars a tweet since the death of Favrd!
Still Want More?
Email me for fun and frolics*! My address goes along the lines of Japanese (dot) smoth (@) gmail (dot) com. *Actual ratio of fun to frolics may vary.
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.
Shameless Self-Promotion:
My utterly hilarious blog is here
And another one is here
Wow! I'm on Twitter now!
Averaging three stars a tweet since the death of Favrd!
Still Want More?
Email me for fun and frolics*! My address goes along the lines of Japanese (dot) smoth (@) gmail (dot) com. *Actual ratio of fun to frolics may vary.
Jan 30 '13
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Inappropriate names for bands that play smooth jazz
- Assthrasher
- Cyclonic Bloodbath
- tWatpArty
- Müthåfückå
- Distended Anus Queens
Brian Molko’s Rectal Escape
Tokyo Gut Cleavage
Desiree Walker and the NEHNEHNEHICAN’TSEEYOUs
Cheesethump
The Very Angry Caterpillars
The Manbaps
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