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I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.

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My utterly hilarious blog is here
And another one is here

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Averaging three stars a tweet since the death of Favrd!

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Email me for fun and frolics*! My address goes along the lines of Japanese (dot) smoth (@) gmail (dot) com. *Actual ratio of fun to frolics may vary.
Feb 19 '13

Fun activities for a Faux Monday

1: Do a search on Twitter for all the people making “doesn’t have a leg to stand on” jokes

2: See how many of them have more followers than you

3: Replace userpic with photograph of random cleavage

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  1. pocketcontents reblogged this from fuiru and added:
    4. Use butt cleavage. 5. See how long it takes for somebody to notice it’s not boobs.
  2. fuiru posted this