Ex-Tabula Rasa

The full answers to my earlier quiz

Thanks to all who tried their hand at my quiz earlier today. The full answers are as follows:

1: b - I have a Shakira keyring

2: a - An old Japanese lady overheard me remarking on the cuteness of a nearby deer and gave me a lemon-flavoured boiled sweet to reward me for the fact that she had originally thought I was a genuine Japanese person.

3: b - The Queen was disappointed by the fact that everyone in the area was girls. I was a welcome respite from the oestrogenated welcome line.

4: c - I was once attacked by a German boy scout after a disagreement about the correct way to enter a tent. I was once hospitalised by the windmill on a mini golf course during a heavy gale.

5: a - Three days after being warned that a grey Montego was following paper boys and girls as they did their rounds, I was knocked off my bike by a grey Montego. Not only was my bike twisted and my leg gashed, I was also convinced I was about to be put into the car’s trunk and later buggered. Instead the driver got out and shouted at me, calling me a stupid boy.