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Ex-Tabula Rasa

I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.

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Feb 20 '13

The full answers to my earlier quiz

Thanks to all who tried their hand at my quiz earlier today. The full answers are as follows:

1: b - I have a Shakira keyring

2: a - An old Japanese lady overheard me remarking on the cuteness of a nearby deer and gave me a lemon-flavoured boiled sweet to reward me for the fact that she had originally thought I was a genuine Japanese person.

3: b - The Queen was disappointed by the fact that everyone in the area was girls. I was a welcome respite from the oestrogenated welcome line.

4: c - I was once attacked by a German boy scout after a disagreement about the correct way to enter a tent. I was once hospitalised by the windmill on a mini golf course during a heavy gale.

5: a - Three days after being warned that a grey Montego was following paper boys and girls as they did their rounds, I was knocked off my bike by a grey Montego. Not only was my bike twisted and my leg gashed, I was also convinced I was about to be put into the car’s trunk and later buggered. Instead the driver got out and shouted at me, calling me a stupid boy.

  1. soaks said: Now I wanna do this, too ~_~
  2. mathcat345 said: I missed the quiz!
  3. brocatus said: 1: Shakiring?
  4. digthecat said: So was there an overwhelming amount of girls because you were there, or were you there because there was an overwhelming amount of girls?
  5. monkeyfrog said: Who had the best score?
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