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Ex-Tabula Rasa

I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.

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Feb 22 '13

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“The thing is,” he said, “it’s a very misleading name. Really, they should change it.

“Sure, it starts off looking like a ring, but there’s no worms involved. It’s not like a dog with tapeworm or something. It’s very misleading. ‘Ringworm’. No worms.

“It’s actually a fungus, like Athlete’s Foot. It’s actually related to Athlete’s Foot! But on the body.

“Heh! You could call it ‘Athlete’s Body!’

“I have an athlete’s body! Look, I have the body of an athlete! Ha ha!

“No, but seriously, it’s quite contagious. You shouldn’t touch me.

“So…

“Er…

“Is this your first time speed dating?”

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