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I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.

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Feb 22 '13

"The thing is," he said, "it’s a very misleading name. Really, they should change it.

"Sure, it starts off looking like a ring, but there’s no worms involved. It’s not like a dog with tapeworm or something. It’s very misleading. ‘Ringworm’. No worms.

"It’s actually a fungus, like Athlete’s Foot. It’s actually related to Athlete’s Foot! But on the body.

"Heh! You could call it ‘Athlete’s Body!’

"I have an athlete’s body! Look, I have the body of an athlete! Ha ha!

"No, but seriously, it’s quite contagious. You shouldn’t touch me.

"So…

"Er…

"Is this your first time speed dating?"

  1. fuiru posted this