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“The thing is,” he said, “it’s a very misleading name. Really, they should change it.
“Sure, it starts off looking like a ring, but there’s no worms involved. It’s not like a dog with tapeworm or something. It’s very misleading. ‘Ringworm’. No worms.
“It’s actually a fungus, like Athlete’s Foot. It’s actually related to Athlete’s Foot! But on the body.
“Heh! You could call it ‘Athlete’s Body!’
“I have an athlete’s body! Look, I have the body of an athlete! Ha ha!
“No, but seriously, it’s quite contagious. You shouldn’t touch me.
“Is this your first time speed dating?”