Install Theme

Your web-browser is very outdated, and as such, this website may not display properly. Please consider upgrading to a modern, faster and more secure browser. Click here to do so.

Ex-Tabula Rasa

I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.

Shameless Self-Promotion:
My utterly hilarious blog is here
And another one is here

Wow! I'm on Twitter now!
Averaging three stars a tweet since the death of Favrd!

Still Want More?
Email me for fun and frolics*! My address goes along the lines of Japanese (dot) smoth (@) gmail (dot) com. *Actual ratio of fun to frolics may vary.
Feb 22 '13

Weekend Clubbing News

  • Tonight at the Bowl of Soup Club in Dinsmore: Glockenspiel House from DJ Wretched Mess and MC Offputting, with DJ General Electric playing uptempo Dubcrunk in the Lady Viola Hapsburg Memorial Chill-out Suite.
  • The monthly Happy Hardcore night at the Thongsnap has been cancelled as all the DJs watched The Notebook on Thursday. They’ll be playing six hours of Maudlin Hardcore instead, so bring a handkerchief and/or some tissues.
  • Saturday’s inaugural Dubsteptravaganza at the Rotten Neckbeard in Scabbard will feature a guest performance from Morten Harket of Aha, but God alone knows why.
  • Entrance to the Funky Bugger's Trance-Folk all-nighter is free to the first person to donate a kettle, or anyone dressed as a boy scout. DJ Placid Boatride will be supplying the beats and possibly melody.
  • Finally, management at the Club Pom-Pom in Swartch have announced that anyone caught not dancing during DJ Killer Beef's set will be shot.
  1. do-over said: Thongsnap.
  2. fuiru posted this