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Apr 17 '09
sniffyjenkins: toldorknown: Pole Vaulters, Please Use Stairs Beware: going down stairs may result in being impaled. Basement: Menswear, sports equipment, soft furnishings, necks.

sniffyjenkins:

toldorknown:

Pole Vaulters, Please Use Stairs

Beware: going down stairs may result in being impaled.

Basement: Menswear, sports equipment, soft furnishings, necks.

37 notes (via sniffyjenkins & toldorknown)

  1. timothyrosenberg reblogged this from insooutso and added:
    How do I move my leg like that? I don’t know!
  2. shanecyr reblogged this from insooutso and added:
    Someday you are going to die.
  3. insooutso reblogged this from glessner and added:
    Attention: It is permissable to stand on the ski lift.
  4. myrm reblogged this from glessner and added:
    Warning. Using stairs may result in being shot by large blue lazerz.
  5. fancycwabs reblogged this from atsween and added:
    “MY THIGHS ARE SO SHORT!”
  6. atsween reblogged this from tj and added:
    WARNING: Having a forcefield that repels small pieces of lumber while using stairs may result in the growth of a small...
  7. fuiru reblogged this from sniffyjenkins and added:
    Basement: Menswear, sports equipment, soft furnishings, necks.
  8. bjornkri reblogged this from tj
  9. tj reblogged this from sniffyjenkins and added:
    “Use of railing may result in loss of hands. Use at your own risk.”
  10. sniffyjenkins reblogged this from toldorknown and added:
    Beware: going down stairs may result in being impaled.
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