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Aidan Moffat - Cunts
We like to fuck and shag, we’re not into making love
But I hope that she’d admit that we’ve done all of the above
I’ve got a cock or sometimes a willy, I’m referred to as her bird,
And she’s usually got a fanny, rarely any other word,
Though you might’ve heard a pie once, or a bum-not-back-but-front,
Or maybe the odd snatch, but never once a cunt.
She only uses that word when it’s Scottish for amigo,
Or to punctuate a sentence when deflating my wee ego.