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I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.

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Posts tagged gpoyw

Jul 23 '14
Haven’t gpoywed myself for a while, so here I am.

Haven’t gpoywed myself for a while, so here I am.

Jun 19 '13
I’m drinking my way through the entire beer list of this place. I just ate duck hearts. This is a good night. I am drunk. GPOYW.

I’m drinking my way through the entire beer list of this place. I just ate duck hearts. This is a good night. I am drunk. GPOYW.

Jan 23 '13
GPOYW. 
Thanks to everyone for their advice on what to get Mrs Fuiru for her birthday. In the end I went for the 50mm 1.8 lens, which hopefully will allow her to take nice food pictures.
Now, if only I could think of something that I want for my own birthday, I’ll be set.

GPOYW.

Thanks to everyone for their advice on what to get Mrs Fuiru for her birthday. In the end I went for the 50mm 1.8 lens, which hopefully will allow her to take nice food pictures.

Now, if only I could think of something that I want for my own birthday, I’ll be set.

Jan 9 '13
Just hangin’ on the floor, wearing Hawaiian shirts and poking each other in the face.

Just hangin’ on the floor, wearing Hawaiian shirts and poking each other in the face.

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Dec 13 '12
GPOYW from yesterday when Tumblr was down. 

Yesterday I wore a tie to work for the first time. I did it for several reasons. 

The first was because I seem to have developed a new sartorial outlook on life and have new appreciation for a smarter appearance. 

The second was that I have a number of nice ties which I never wear, and this seems like a waste. 

The third, and most prevalent, was that I currently have a desire to fuck with people, especially my boss.

“I don’t think I’ve seen you in a tie before,” he told me. 

“Not true,” I said, “I wore one to my interview with you.” 

“Why are you wearing a tie,” other coworkers asked me. 

“Definitely not because I have a job interview elsewhere,” I replied. 

Next week I’m coming to work in a suit and spending my lunch hour at the library. Then I’m going to ask for a raise.

GPOYW from yesterday when Tumblr was down.

Yesterday I wore a tie to work for the first time. I did it for several reasons.

The first was because I seem to have developed a new sartorial outlook on life and have new appreciation for a smarter appearance.

The second was that I have a number of nice ties which I never wear, and this seems like a waste.

The third, and most prevalent, was that I currently have a desire to fuck with people, especially my boss.

“I don’t think I’ve seen you in a tie before,” he told me.

“Not true,” I said, “I wore one to my interview with you.”

“Why are you wearing a tie,” other coworkers asked me.

“Definitely not because I have a job interview elsewhere,” I replied.

Next week I’m coming to work in a suit and spending my lunch hour at the library. Then I’m going to ask for a raise.

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Sep 26 '12
I need a haircut.

I need a haircut.

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Sep 5 '12
GPOYWBABYSPAM

GPOYWBABYSPAM

Jun 20 '12
GPOYW

GPOYW

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Jan 4 '12
GPOYW - Stalker’s Eye View edition

GPOYW - Stalker’s Eye View edition

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Dec 7 '11
This is the face of someone who has realised just how many institutions still have his old address on their files, and where the fuck is my Social Insurance Number when I need it.

This is the face of someone who has realised just how many institutions still have his old address on their files, and where the fuck is my Social Insurance Number when I need it.