GPOYW from yesterday when Tumblr was down.
Yesterday I wore a tie to work for the first time. I did it for several reasons.
The first was because I seem to have developed a new sartorial outlook on life and have new appreciation for a smarter appearance.
The second was that I have a number of nice ties which I never wear, and this seems like a waste.
The third, and most prevalent, was that I currently have a desire to fuck with people, especially my boss.
“I don’t think I’ve seen you in a tie before,” he told me.
“Not true,” I said, “I wore one to my interview with you.”
“Why are you wearing a tie,” other coworkers asked me.
“Definitely not because I have a job interview elsewhere,” I replied.
Next week I’m coming to work in a suit and spending my lunch hour at the library. Then I’m going to ask for a raise.