Ex-Tabula Rasa
I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.
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Averaging three stars a tweet since the death of Favrd!
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I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.
Shameless Self-Promotion:
My utterly hilarious blog is here
And another one is here
Wow! I'm on Twitter now!
Averaging three stars a tweet since the death of Favrd!
Still Want More?
Email me for fun and frolics*! My address goes along the lines of Japanese (dot) smoth (@) gmail (dot) com. *Actual ratio of fun to frolics may vary.
Posts tagged it's funny because I say so
Apr 21 '10
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I made up another joke
So there are two vampires doing whatever vampires do, and one says to the other, “What’s the matter? You’re looking kind of worried…”
The second vampire replies “Oh, I think I need to go and see a doctor.”
“Why?”
“Well, it’s kind of embarrassing, but recently when I’ve been going to the toilet, my pee has a kind of red tint to it.”
The first vampire thinks for a while, and then says, “Well, have you been eating anything red recently? Like beets? Have you been eating beets?”
And then the second vampire says “Well…yes, as a matter of fact! Yes, I have been eating rather a lot of beets lately! That’s probably it! Thanks!”
And then they go and see a film.
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