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So there are two vampires doing whatever vampires do, and one says to the other, “What’s the matter? You’re looking kind of worried…”
The second vampire replies “Oh, I think I need to go and see a doctor.”
“Well, it’s kind of embarrassing, but recently when I’ve been going to the toilet, my pee has a kind of red tint to it.”
The first vampire thinks for a while, and then says, “Well, have you been eating anything red recently? Like beets? Have you been eating beets?”
And then the second vampire says “Well…yes, as a matter of fact! Yes, I have been eating rather a lot of beets lately! That’s probably it! Thanks!”
And then they go and see a film.