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I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.
Shameless Self-Promotion:
My utterly hilarious blog is here
And another one is here
Wow! I'm on Twitter now!
Averaging three stars a tweet since the death of Favrd!
Still Want More?
Email me for fun and frolics*! My address goes along the lines of Japanese (dot) smoth (@) gmail (dot) com. *Actual ratio of fun to frolics may vary.
Posts tagged kent brockman
Nov 14 '12
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Has anyone ever seen Donald Trump and Kent Brockman in the same room together?
Without wanting to make any accusations, I present the following:
- “This election is a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy!” - Donald Trump, November 2012
- “I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: democracy simply doesn’t work.” - Kent Brockman, 1995
- “Look at what’s happening to Nightly News” - Donald Trump, November 2012
- “Reporters used to expose corruption and corporate greed. Now, like toothless babies, they suckle at the teat of misinformation and poop it into the diaper called the six-o’clock news.” - Kent Brockman, 2007
- “Our country is now in serious and unprecedented trouble…like never before.” - Donald Trump, November 2012
- “Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.” - Kent Brockman, 1992
- “It’s my honor, real honor, to endorse Mitt Romney.” - Donald Trump, February 2012
- “I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.” - Kent Brockman, 1994
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