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I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.
Shameless Self-Promotion:
My utterly hilarious blog is here
And another one is here
Wow! I'm on Twitter now!
Averaging three stars a tweet since the death of Favrd!
Still Want More?
Email me for fun and frolics*! My address goes along the lines of Japanese (dot) smoth (@) gmail (dot) com. *Actual ratio of fun to frolics may vary.
Posts tagged ocelots
Jun 27 '11
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Frank Black’s Hierarchy Revealed
In the song Monkey Gone to Heaven, Frank Black of the Pixies said that if man is 5, then the devil is 6, and if that’s the case, then God is 7. He then shouted a lot and sung about dead primates.
Here, for the first time, is the complete list of Frank Black’s numerical hierarchy of things:
- Hair
- Catamarans
- Spiders
- Ocelots
- Man
- The Devil
- God
- Former UN Secretary-General Kurt Waldheim
- Frank Black
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