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Ex-Tabula Rasa

I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.

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Averaging three stars a tweet since the death of Favrd!

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Posts tagged puns

Feb 21 '13
This is an excellent book that I am enjoying very much and I heartily recommend to anyone who enjoys novels where the speech is not punctuated in quotation marks with covers illustrated by Turner Prize winning artists

This is an excellent book that I am enjoying very much and I heartily recommend to anyone who enjoys novels where the speech is not punctuated in quotation marks with covers illustrated by Turner Prize winning artists

Nov 18 '11

At Starbucks

  • Me: Haven't they made [Coworker 3]'s drink yet? I'm glad I just get regular coffee. No waiting.
  • Coworker 2: That's one of the perks of regular coffee, yes.
  • Me: I see what you did there. "Perks"...Coffee. Very good.
  • Coworker 2: It wasn't intended until it came out of my mouth.
  • Me: I'm impressed, all the same.
  • Coworker 2: I'm glad it didn't "grind" on you.
  • Me: No, I enjoy a good pun.
  • Coworker 2: Well, you've 'urn'ed it.
  • Me: Make love to me.