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I shall try to define myself in a sentence with a pithy comment at the end:
I'm just an English bloke who lives in Canada after marrying a Canadian lady he met while living in Japan. Yeah, that old cliché.

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Posts tagged was that his name?

Nov 20 '12

Remember a few years ago some shitty R n B rapper did some song called Fuck You (or something) and it got to number 1 in the charts then the next week some crappy female rapper did a response song called Fuck You Right Back and it got to number 1 in the charts the next week? Well, this morning is that shitty R n B rapper and I’m that crappy female rapper.

(EDIT: It’s Fuck It by Eamon and Fuck You Right Back by Frankee.)